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February 13, 2019

Button, button, who’s got the button?

Did you know: according to a study from the University of Statistics I Just Made Up Right Now, yard signs have no measurable effect on the outcome of an election, but a candidate with good buttons is much more likely to win? Well behold: the finest specimen of campaign button, which contains 65% more button than anything my opponents offer. Using …

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February 11, 2019

I’m a Republican Candidate and Google Banned my Ads.

I’m Theodore Dziuba, and I am a Republican running for State Senate in California’s first district. I’m a sportsman and proud defender of the Second Amendment. I’m also an ex-Google employee. Yesterday, Google banned my campaign ads because of this photo: According to Google, this photo, which is on my website, and not even in my ad, violates their policy …

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January 15, 2019

PG&E is Going Bankrupt. Now What?

The good news is that your electricity will stay on. The bad news is that PG&E is now playing a game of chicken with the Legislature over who is going to pay for the Camp Fire’s catastrophic destruction. Senate Bill 901 allows PG&E to pass the cost of fire damage along to rate payers, but only for fires that started …

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